My 10 Favorite Puns
1.)A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
2.)In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.
3.)Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
4.)I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
5.)For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
6.)He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.
7.)In a recession, the most secure job is garbage-man. Business is always picking up.
8.)When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
9.)England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
10.)Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.
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